Featuring:

• Thoughts on approaching PMQs

• How Burnham is like cutting your own fringe

• The importance of not being earnest

• A snap election (not another one etc)

Featuring:

• A well-worn Irish joke

• Proven lessons to apply to Reform’s predicament

• Winning against a bin isn’t enough

• A compliment about Farage’s political ability

• On not winding up journalists unnecessarily

Featuring:

• Andy Burnham's Houdini act

• On herding impossible and annoying sheep (MPs)

• A prediction I'll never mention again if wrong and crow about if vindicated

• An extended bit about Greek mythology

• Labour leadership contest dates

• Is Westminster wrong? No, it is the electorate who is out of touch

• The importance of momentum

• Weather report